You've already heard people complain about this World Series matchup. You'll hear and read more over the next week. Here's me complaining on Monday. But that was tongue-in-cheek, as are a lot of the complaints. It's annoying, sure, but it's still baseball. It's still fun.
But the tongues will come out of the cheeks around Game 3. You'll snap when you hear a conversation like this on Fox:
Joe Buck: Beards free spiritsmore reserved model franchise beards fans beards.
Tim McCarver: In my opinion, it isn't the having of the beards that is so unorthodox, but rather the decision to grow the beards in the first place together as a team for the first time.
Dropkick Murphys: /sings
The sound your brain will make will either be a "sproink" or a "skurnnk." Don't bother with the doctor, you're already gone.
But all this negativity. Tsk tsk. The World Series is here. We'll talk about this forever. Ruth caught stealing to end it. Mazeroski with the walk-off. Through the legs of Buckner. Oh, god, Nelson Cruz, what are you doing? The World Series is awesome. Dwelling on the negative stuff is easy and fun for a while, but it's an overall drag.
It's time for some positivity. Let's look at some things that we like about both organizations. C'mon, look in your heart. There are some things. There are some things you might like. Here's an incomplete list (that's probably everything we could possibly think of).
Just seeing if you were paying attention.
1. Carl Yastrzemski and Bob Gibson
Those are the living legends, the guys who who still roam around the big games like this. If you want the legends who have passed, you have two of the greatest ever, Ted Williams and Stan Musial. But I'll stick with Yaz and Gibby.
Have you ever heard, in your life, someone say "Ugh. I can't stand Carl Yastrzemski" or something similar about Gibson? No. Unless Gibson broke your uncle's wrist with an inside fastball, which is possible. But it's more likely that you haven't heard anything like that.
Everyone loves Yaz. He won the Triple Crown. He was with the same team for 23 years. He had a .359 OBP when he was 43.
Everyone loves Gibby. Because if you didn't, he'd hit you in the back with a baseball, and those things hurt. Treat yourself and stare at this game log every other month or so. From June 6 through July 30: 11 games, 11 complete games, 99 innings pitched, three runs, 0.27 ERA.
2. The Cardinals' roster features 18 homegrown players
That's ludicrous. That's almost impossible. It's one of the best totals in the free-agency era. And even if you're annoyed at the team for being so good (or for making it through the postseason gauntlet again), you have to appreciate how that's sort of the Platonic ideal when it comes to building a baseball team.
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3. The Red Sox went worst-to-first
Okay, it's grosser when the Red Sox do it, but it's still cool. When your team is awful, you'll need a beacon of hope. You don't want to think, "Okay, in 20 years, we'll get a Gerrit Cole, too, just like what happened to the Pirates after they were patient!" You want the team to improve, and you want it immediately.
Here's what the Red Sox started against the Yankees on Oct. 1 last year:
It was October. Expanded rosters were in play, and the Red Sox didn't care about the results. But that's not the whole story. After Adrian Gonzalez was traded, there were plenty of everyday lineups withleading off and hitting fifth. It was a mess. A hot, sticky mess. And a few things here, a couple things there, a little elbow grease, and World Series!
You can take comfort in that progression when your team is awful.
4. Fredbird, man
He's like a coked-up Braque painting, but I'd still let him watch my kids. It's the dangedest thing.
5. Either Yankees fans or Red Sox fans will be upset after this series
Okay, that's not exactly a specific thing to like about one of these teams, but it's a glass-half-full thing that you never really thought about until just now. Both teams have had extraordinary successes over the last decade. One of them will be left to mutter something like man baseball stinks that stunk back there everybody stinks
6. Say, both of those teams have excellent SB Nation blogs
7. The matchup is sort of compelling
Did you know the Red Sox were 123 for 142 in stolen-base attempts this year? That's an 87-percent success rate. And they're facing a five-time Gold Glover behind the plate who's the best active predator of base stealers in the wild.
Adam Wainwright vs. David Ortiz. Sort of compelling.
Carlos Beltran's first World Series. Shane Victorino getting hit by pitches. There's just a lot to watch.
So before you complain, think about the good things about these franchises Then complain. Loudly and repeatedly.