Baseball-Reference went all-in on this Rudolph the Reindeer profile page, and it is a real treat! Our favorite parts follow.
(1) The Delightful "Similar Batters."
(2) Age 2: "Not Allowed to Play in Reindeer Games."
(3) The "Would Buy On Etsy" Player Card.
Really every single word here is worth reading. So go read them!
(Thanks to @jonahkeri for the holiday cheer!)