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1980s man drinks Stroh's, ends up having really weird night

Beer commercials used to assume boxing and eating a whole pizza were both part of your healthy Friday night.

A Friday night, according to 1980s Stroh's man: run through traffic in windbreaker, eat entire pizza, go bowling, get so drunk you end up at an unsanctioned boxing match, continue drinking, play pool, teleport back into bowling alley again, and then wait you're back at the unsanctioned boxing match, which is probably in the back of the bowling alley. Fire-brewed Stroh's! It's the beer for the most confusing evening of no-impact sports 1980s man ever had.

P.S. "Pizzas disappear."

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