Rob Chudzinski is so excited

For Toledo native Rob Chudzinski, coaching the Browns is a dream come true, we think.

INDIANAPOLIS - Maybe being the winner by fault isn't such a bad thing after all. After Chip Kelly pulled himself out of the running, the Cleveland Browns decided to go with former Carolina Panther offensive coordinator Rob Chudzinski to replace Pat Shurmur as head coach.

He's excited. No, really, Chud's like totally pumped about, just look at how many times he said he was excited during his press conference at the 2013 Scouting Combine.

Pretty exciting, huh?

To assist with future enthusiasm related instances, we went ahead and developed the Rob Chudzinski excitement scale.

1964 NFL Championship: 100, head explodes in delight.

First season as Browns head coach: 9, everything's coming up Milhouse.

Tight ends: 8, seriously, Chud loves tight ends.

Hall of Fame voters reject Art Modell: 7, there's only one way to remember Art.

Bernie Kosar radio appearances: 6, but it drops to a 3 if he's sober.

Norv Turner: 5, "I'm really excited about Norv being part of this staff," Chudzinski said on Friday.

Brandon Weeden and Colt McCoy: 4, double your Big 12 quarterbacks, double your fun.

Lake Erie no longer flammable: 3, break out the bathing suit.

Jim Brown dies in The Dirty Dozen: 1, only because he dies running with grenades.

Craig Ehlo and The Shot: -2, at least the basketball gods gave you LeBron, for a little while.

Red right 88: - 10, complete existential despair.

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