Note to the other 29 teams: You don't HAVE to make one of these.
This, via Holly MacKenzie, looks like it was fun for Amir Johnson and his merry band of Raptors, and I will never begrudge someone their fun. It's redeemed somewhat by John Lucas's dog-head-flip-boogie at the end, too. I still wish so very much that this would go away.
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