US Weekly brings us news (via Warming Glow) that celebrity bleach repository Guy Fieri was unable to get into the VIP room at Maxim's Super Bowl party on Saturday. He behaved like you'd expect a jilted Guy Fieri to behave.
On Saturday evening (Feb. 2), Fieri headed to a bash at Second Line Studios in the party-friendly Louisiana city, a source tells Us Weekly. “He couldn’t get into VIP,” the insider says. “He threw a fit and was kicked out!”
Continues the source of Fieri: “He caused a total scene.” Why was the TV star denied entrance into the VIP area in the first place? “He didn’t have the right bracelet, and nobody in New Orleans knows who anyone is,” the source explains.
Guy Fieri was wearing a WHOLE BUNCH of bracelets, but none of them were the right one. Fortunately for the rest of the world, Guy Fieri wears a full-body "bracelet" that lets everyone who sees him know that 'crap, it's Guy Fieri.'
For the record, a Maxim representative denies the report, but we know what our hearts tell us to be true.
We have an exclusive GIF of the tantrum that Guy Fieri threw at the party:
Well that's just unbecoming, Guy. Show some decorum.