Here's what the Mavericks' starting lineup might look like in a few weeks

As you may have heard, many of the Mavericks agreed not to shave until the team had broken the .500 mark. As is their journalistic duty, Fox Sports Southwest did a little Wooly Willy action on Darren Collison, O.J. Mayo, Bernard James, Shawn Marion, and Dirk Nowitzki to show how they might look if the Mavs don't turn things around. The image of Collison's cherubic countenance tainted with all that fuzz should be motivation enough for Dallas to put a win streak together.