Earlier this week, I had the chance to sit down with popular but brooding quarterback James Van Der Beek. I asked him whether he thought playing football for West Canaan was the opportunity of one's lifetime, and whether he did or did not want other peoples' lives. It was a testy exchange:
According to a source, one NFL team has attempted to lure Van Der Beek by having some lady just walk into the living room wearing nothing but a whipped-cream bikini. Haha I bet that [overweight NFL coach] will do that! That would be funny and a total grossout!!!! Well that's the end of this rumors post so why don't you just shut up.