False NFL free agency rumors that are inaccurate: James Van Der Beek does not want youhhr lahhf

You just never know when the next NFL free agency period (4 p.m. Eastern Tuesday) is going to start. Here are some lies.

Earlier this week, I had the chance to sit down with popular but brooding quarterback James Van Der Beek. I asked him whether he thought playing football for West Canaan was the opportunity of one's lifetime, and whether he did or did not want other peoples' lives. It was a testy exchange:

According to a source, one NFL team has attempted to lure Van Der Beek by having some lady just walk into the living room wearing nothing but a whipped-cream bikini. Haha I bet that [overweight NFL coach] will do that! That would be funny and a total grossout!!!! Well that's the end of this rumors post so why don't you just shut up.

Do not click here for more false NFL free agency rumors. Find a better use of your time.

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