Did you know there's a professional golfer named Jason Dufner?
I don't follow golf, so I sure didn't.
But there he is!
That's Jason Dufner up there, next to all those school children today on what's clearly the worst day of Jason Dufner's life and maybe anyone's life, ever.
Based solely on his name and this amazing photo, "Jason Dufner" is now my favorite golfer of all time.