The star of March isn't Florida Gulf Coast, it's not Trey Burke, it's not any of the storylines and whatnot the lamestream media has tried to feed down your throat.
The star of March is Jim Boeheim's nose.
Jim Boeheim really, really likes fooling around with his schnozz, and he did it again as his team took on Marquette in the Elite Eight:
We first met the second-winningest nasal protuberance of all time during the Big East Tournament, when Boeheim picked a winner (From Troy Nunes is an Absolute Magician)
But then we learned that there was some magic in that nose:
And now, here we are again:
Boeheim really NOSE what's up. He can SMELL the victory coming. His team'S NOT fazed by any other squad in the country. Nostrils.