When you are making a highlight package of kickers in the NFL Draft, it's always good that highlight package involves good deeds like flowers on Senior Day and also that the highlight package ends up being shorter than the b-roll and analysis of a dog named Freedom sitting outside Radio City Music Hall in New York City.
Caleb Sturgis you are no longer the best Las Vegas lounge singer name in the 2013 NFL Draft, you are now a Miami Dolphin.
CALEB STURGIS KICKER HIGHLIGHTS BOW DOWN— Alligator Army (@AlligatorArmy) April 27, 2013
The Miami Dolphins select "maybe drafting Florida players will sell tickets."— Tom Fornelli (@TomFornelli) April 27, 2013
If you're gonna draft a kicker you need to get one with the same name as a biker rally— Bobby Big Wheel (@BobbyBigWheel) April 27, 2013
Dolphins send message to Dan Carpenter, use 5th-rd pick on Florida K Caleb Sturgis. Teams don't draft kickers without intent to keep them.— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) April 27, 2013
All we need now is a run on longsnappers in the sixth and Day 3 of the NFL Draft will be a rousing success.