SB Nation baseball cards: Those who can't do, relief-pitch

SB Nation's 2013 baseball card series rolls on with brand-new cards that mock players for being in the 99.998th percentile of physical ability instead of the 99.999th percentile.

Hello, everyone, and happy baseball. We return to you this week with seven brand-new baseball cards to add to our official 2013 card set. Collect them all, if you feel in your heart that you should.

CHECKLIST

Previous weeks:

Cards No. 1 through 7 here.
Cards No. 8 through 14 here.
Cards No. 15 through 21 here.
Cards No. 22 through 28 here.

This week:

☑ #29 In Motion: Heath Bell (INSERT)
☑ #30 Tech Trends: MLB.tv Mosaic
☑ #31 Jose Valverde
☑ #32 Ballpark Brews: Yankee Stadium
☑ #33 Patriarchy Blooperz! (INSERT)
☑ #34 Greg Gross (ERROR)
☑ #35 Wes Helms

No. 29: Heath Bell In Motion (INSERT)

Pro tip: Hover your mouse over this card to animate.

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No. 29: MLB.tv Mosaic

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No. 31: Jose Valverde

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No. 32: Ballpark Brews (Yankee Stadium)

(As seen on Amanda Rykoff's Tumblr)

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No. 33: Patriarchy Blooperz! (INSERT)

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No. 34: Greg Gross (ERROR)

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No. 35: Wes Helms

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To view the entire set of 2013 SB Nation baseball cards, click here.

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