A NFL team and another football team already occupy MetLife Stadium, site of WrestleMania 29. But the enormous and expensive building has another tenant, the unfortunate individual pictured above.
He is battered by horrific New York conditions day and night, hiding under seats whenever rain or snow strikes, finding shade beneath the ass of that offensive lineman Mark Sanchez ran into and sustaining himself on $13 barbecue chicken sandwiches that are not at all barbecue by any definition.
The title is a lie. He is not a WrestleMania fan. As you can tell by his garb, he is a fan of every expansion team, and here he'll make his stand, proclaiming his dominion over this building and guarding it against the shirtless hordes and people who hate or love John Cena. Sing for him, Diddy.
Admire his efforts and know that he'll have his home to himself as soon as the Rock takes eight straight People's Elbows to close the night.