Zach Randolph to star in 'Grown Ups 2' apparently

Made by the fantastic @cjzero

They finally figured out a way to get us to see a Kevin James movie.

The always-phenomenal @cjzero alerted us to this amazing moment from Monday night's Thunder-Grizzlies game, a moment with contains huge SPOILERS for the upcoming film Grown Ups 2.

Grown Ups 2 is, of course, the follow-up to the smash hit (!) Grown Ups, starring Adam Sandler, Kevin James and Chris Rock. Apparently the producers have jettisoned Rob Schneider in favor of Z-Bo, which we view as a MASSIVE upgrade.

Here now are our EXCLUSIVE reveals of major plot points of Grown Ups 2, starring Zach Randolph.*

- Adam Sandler's character gets surprised by Zach Randoph showing up unexpectedly, yells "GOO!"

- Zach Randolph's character is attracted to women with attributes that fall slightly outside societal expectations; hilarity ensues

- Kevin James' character farts; Zach Randolph's character gags while Adam Sandler's and Chris Rock's characters laugh

- Kevin James' character falls out of a tree and lands on Zach Randolph's character with his butt

- Someone challenges Adam Sandler's character to a game of one-on-one; Zach Randolph's character ends up playing the game in his stead

- Kevin James' character's pants rip while he's not wearing underwear; Zach Randolph's character gags while Adam Sandler's and Chris Rock's characters laugh

- David Spade's character probably does something, too

- Zach Randolph's character throws out his back trying to lift Kevin James' character

- There is a power outage and a case of mistaken identity; sexual innuendo is involved

- Zach Randolph's character makes a joke about how he can't understand what Salma Hayek's character is saying

Man, Hollywood, how do you come UP with this stuff? Comedy gold.

*NOTE: not really.

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