Grown Ups 2 is, of course, the follow-up to the smash hit (!) Grown Ups, starring Adam Sandler, Kevin James and Chris Rock. Apparently the producers have jettisoned Rob Schneider in favor of Z-Bo, which we view as a MASSIVE upgrade.
Here now are our EXCLUSIVE reveals of major plot points of Grown Ups 2, starring Zach Randolph.*
- Adam Sandler's character gets surprised by Zach Randoph showing up unexpectedly, yells "GOO!"
- Zach Randolph's character is attracted to women with attributes that fall slightly outside societal expectations; hilarity ensues
- Kevin James' character farts; Zach Randolph's character gags while Adam Sandler's and Chris Rock's characters laugh
- Kevin James' character falls out of a tree and lands on Zach Randolph's character with his butt
- Someone challenges Adam Sandler's character to a game of one-on-one; Zach Randolph's character ends up playing the game in his stead
- Kevin James' character's pants rip while he's not wearing underwear; Zach Randolph's character gags while Adam Sandler's and Chris Rock's characters laugh
- David Spade's character probably does something, too
- Zach Randolph's character throws out his back trying to lift Kevin James' character
- There is a power outage and a case of mistaken identity; sexual innuendo is involved
- Zach Randolph's character makes a joke about how he can't understand what Salma Hayek's character is saying
Man, Hollywood, how do you come UP with this stuff? Comedy gold.
*NOTE: not really.