The List: Worst possible horse names

Michael Steele

Orb is a pretty bad name. But over the years, we at SB Nation have gotten pretty good at coming up with horrible horse names, and we think we can do betterworse.

1. Borb

2. Jesus Vs. God: Fight!

3. Wooden Jammies

4. E-Cigar

5. I'm With Bloat ----->

6. Ketchup Sandwich, in Lieu of a Family

7. Rap Game Lisfranc Fracture

8. Big Bill Hell's Glue Horse

9. Coinstar

10. Seatriscuit

11. Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! (Owner: Fred)

12. Not Waving, But Drowning

13. Whore of the Paddock

14. Looks Like a Pump, Feels Like a Horse

15. Stains from an Errand

16. Malcolm Gladwell In Concert

17. D. Brickashaw

18. MORE PLEATS

19. Hand, ... Hand; Hand.

20. Necktattariat

21. Ronpaulstiltskin

22. This video

Jon Bois, Spencer Hall, and Martin Rickman contributed to this List.

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