The GIF Oracle would like to show you some GIFs of the Houston Astros

I am the GIF ORACLE. I am here to help you find the animated sports GIF you desire.

I am the GIF ORACLE. You are here because you wish to see athletic failures, and you have requested I get right to the point by showing you GIFs of the Houston Astros.

That's a fair and prudent request. As of this writing, the 2013 Astros are on pace to lose at least 106 games for the third consecutive year. The memorable Astros of years past have been completely dismantled, leaving only a group of baseball-playing nomads whose hats make them look like the guys who come to install your satellite dish.

They are terrible. Here are your GIFs.

DAMN IT, ASTROS: PART 1.

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DAMN IT, ASTROS: PART 2.

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Perhaps you arrived here from Google by searching:

- r.a. dickey speed demon baserunning menace five-tool legend
- r.a. dickey beat you in so many ways
- r.a. dickey toughest out in baseball

DAMN IT, ASTROS: PART 3.

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- "expressionist dance" "dada art" what does giant leather hand represent
- tom emanski hellscape

DAMN IT, ASTROS: PART 4.

Created by: @BuzzfeedSports.

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Perhaps you arrived here from Google by searching:

- what would happen if a baseball player tried to catch the ball without an enormous clown hand like every other athlete
- astros pitching staff 2k13 catch the thrill
- blouroiwhlgksdkl

DAMN IT, ASTROS: PART 5.

Created by: @ChadMoriyama.

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- reasons why outfielder doesn't call for fly ball -ramadan
- what should you do if you really don't want to play extra innings
- nadir

DAMN IT, ASTROS: PART 6.

Created by: @Deadspin.

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- world's worst walkabout
- where is 2.04th base

That was gross. I didn't like it. Take me back, you useless Oracle.

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