The GIF Oracle has heard your request for a terrible drive to the net

I am the GIF ORACLE. I am here to help you find the animated sports GIF you desire.

I am the GIF ORACLE. You are here because you have made clear your wish to see a terrible drive to the net.

If I, the GIF ORACLE, had my way, I would require players to shot-put field goal attempts from half-court, because double-digit scores are terribly unseemly. Besides, if Mary had spent all her time driving through the lane, she wouldn't have been able to take care of the baby Jesus.

Here are your GIFs.

CHRIS KAMAN.

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Perhaps you arrived here from Google by searching:

- what if will oldham played basketball
- chris kaman supreme athleticism
- chris kaman ability to create chaos
- chris kaman fastbreak threat
- scared elephant

STEVE BLAKE.

Created by: @bubbaprog.

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Perhaps you arrived here from Google by searching:

- basketballs are stupid anyway who cares nyaaaaah
- tim roth is having problems

CHRIS BOSH.

Created by: @bubbaprog.

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Perhaps you arrived here from Google by searching:

- one-man tornado drill flash mob
- abject failure
- what if dr. j was really untalented and sleepy

No, this won't do. Take me back, you useless Oracle.

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