Let's take a ride with Irvine Welsh

Julian Finney

Your follow for Wimbledon is @WelshIrvine, who is emotionally invested in Andy Murray.

Irvine Welsh is very invested in the Wimbledon final. Or, to be more accurate, he's very invested in Andy Murray, Wimbledon finalist. Let's take a ride with Welsh ... a very, very NSFW ride.

The beginning:

This will be a theme. You will understand it by the time this is all over.

(Told you)

You know, that's actually not a bad analogy. I think?

/salutes a flying kilt

And here we have my favorite. Just wonderful imagery in this tweet:

What I'm trying to say is this man should be hired as a Wimbledon commentator immediately.

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