The GIF Oracle has learned that you want an unsettling GIF

I am the GIF ORACLE. I am here to help you find the animated sports GIF you desire.

I am the GIF ORACLE. You are here because you have requested a weird GIF; specifically, an unsettling GIF.

These GIFs step beyond the realm of mere weirdness and tomfoolery, and into bizarre horizons unknown. If these spectacles represented the world as it truly was, you would probably crawl headfirst into a sleeping bag with some water and crackers and wait for the Lord's angels to save you. No one would blame you for being unready, least of all me, the GIF ORACLE.

Here are your GIFs. I am sorry.

GLEN DAVIS.

Created by: @jose3030.

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Perhaps you arrived here from Google by searching:

- NSFW NSFW NSFW NSWF NWSF NWSF NEFLNCCSANN
- are there any basketball players who are strange

MICKAEL PIETRUS.

Created by: NBA Offseason.

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Perhaps you arrived here from Google by searching:

- when do magic playoffs start
- on which wonderful television network(s) could i view such coverage
- is this imagery indicative of said programming
- how to rip all cable out of walls and burn it instructions

JEFF VAN GUNDY.

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Perhaps you arrived here from Google by searching:

- van gundy +"one who looks like adlai stevenson" -"one who looks like he goes to every sports card show in nebraska"
- what is inside of my soul
- "sitting next to mike breen for more than 3 minutes" symptoms go to emergency room?

NERLENS NOEL.

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Perhaps you arrived here from Google by searching:

- nerlens noel waving with novelty foam hand
- that isn't a novelty foam hand
- aaaaaaaaaahh
- aaaahh
- aah
- places to buy torches and pitchforks information

CC SABATHIA/SPIDER-MAN.

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Perhaps you arrived here from Google by searching:

- amazing spider-man movie butt
- peter parker poop
- where are they showing spider-man in 3d anus
- does spider-man have a lair

This was dreadful. I feel ill. Take me back, useless Oracle.

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