I once saw a D3 coach buy a hooker for a kid going to Alabama. Wouldn't submit an affidavit, because the shame on his face when the kid said no is enough for the man to live with for the rest of his life.Wisconsin Lutheran inside receivers coach Christopher Hawley on Reddit, in response to the question, "what is the worst recruiting violation you have ever personally witnessed? And will you be willing to submit an affidavit describing it fully?" Hawley, who spent 2011 in D3 at Virginia's Bridgewater College, says he was joking. The point is that's a funny thing for a coach to say.