The GIF Oracle has some sad children to show you

I am the GIF ORACLE. I am here to help you find the animated sports GIF you desire.

I am the GIF ORACLE. You are here because you wish to see sad children, and you wish to see sad children because you are a monster unfit to be loved. I, the GIF ORACLE, promised not to cuss, but I never said I wouldn't call a spade a spade, you hairless ape of the drywall deserts.

Here are your GIFs.

DODGERS FAN DROPS CHILD.

Created by: @mccoveychron.

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Perhaps you arrived here from Google by searching:

- "parental responsibilities" "being a damn superstar" order of operations
- a GIF that makes me feel actually genuinely sad

LADY STEALS FOUL BALL FROM CHILD.

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Perhaps you arrived here from Google by searching:

- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


WILLIE THE WILDCAT.

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Perhaps you arrived here from Google by searching:

- man, why did i click the "sad child" page, what is wrong with me

MARINERS FAN RUNS OVER CHILD.

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Perhaps you arrived here from Google by searching:

- yes, you dolt, that home run ball is going to be priceless, as evidenced by the 14 people who are attending this game
- yes, by all means, bowl over the child-obstacle in pursuit of a trinket
- i just caught myself feeling good about the future of man for a moment and i really need a GIF to help me squash this feeling immediately

I am sad. Take me back, Oracle.

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