The GIF Oracle would like to present you with some athletes of questionable character

I am the GIF ORACLE. I am here to help you find the animated sports GIF you desire.

I am the GIF ORACLE. you are here because you wish to see athletes of questionable character. Sports, really, are just your little morality chew toy, on which you gnaw and judge and moralize on your little baby teeth of self-righteousness. Eventually they fall out in favor of bigger teeth, so you can go and moralize about things that actually matter. Just kidding! That doesn't happen and you are just a baby forever.

There are a few different options here. Please choose the one below that best reflects your hopes and wishes.

Jerktrying_medium

Jerkflop_medium

Jerktotaljerk_medium

Nevermind. I am too good for this. Take me back, useless Oracle.

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