The GIF Oracle would like to show you some total jerks

I am the GIF ORACLE. I am here to help you find the animated sports GIF you desire.

I am the GIF ORACLE. You are here because you would like to see some animated GIFs of athletes being total jerks.

Before drafting players into the professional ranks, sports teams commonly ask said players whether they are jerks, rascals, mischief-makers, scamps, and/or wastrels. Despite this nearly airtight practice, occasionally an athlete will find his way to gainful sporting employment despite being total jerks.

These are their stories. Here are your GIFs.

DIRK NOWITZKI.

Created by: @jose3030.

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Perhaps you arrived here from Google by searching:

- nba player who looks like shel silverstein drew him
- is it more like jerk nowitzki or is it just dirk nowitzki

MARK SANCHEZ/MARK BRUNELL.

Created by: @bubbaprog.

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Perhaps you arrived here from Google by searching:

- what would society be like if everyone was named mark
- mark brunell "human kleenex"
- mark brunell finally wins a medal

HUGGY PUNCH.

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Perhaps you arrived here from Google by searching:

- "bibic you mad? i thought that you'd be happy i made it" 50 cent lyrics

ANTONIO BROWN.

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Perhaps you arrived here from Google by searching:

- nfl rules "what do you do when a flag is thrown"
- lol jerk

That's quite enough. Take me back, Oracle.

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