Axe Super Bowl commercial would like you all to stop fighting

In this evening's continuing series, we at SB Nation are grading Super Bowl commercials live as they appear. Our rulings are scientific, objective, and absolute.

Let's all gather around for a message of peace from a company whose name is a weapon. During Super Bowl XLVIII, Axe is airing a Super Bowl commercial in affiliation with Peace One Day, a nonprofit organization dedicated to upholding an annual day of international cease-fire. It is nice.

This is our ruling:

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This commercial is for:

- Folks who buy that the United States would ever, EVER observe an international day of ceasefire
- Proponents of people-Lysol
- Pacifist 23-year-old bros in nightclubs

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