Super Bowl Commercials 2014: Chobani, bear would like to sell you its crappy yogurt

In this evening's continuing series, we at SB Nation are grading Super Bowl commercials live as they appear. Our rulings are scientific, objective, and absolute.

Yogurt is shit. Greek yogurt is still shit. The folks at Chobani, apparently well aware of this, would rather spend less time dwelling upon its crummy product and more time on a bear creating a public nuisance:

This is our ruling:

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