We're tired of people saying you should or shouldn't storm the court. We're tired of DEBATE. A country is no better than its laws, and right now sports remains as rule-free as a Black Friday door-rush. You want to know why we have arguments about stupid things like court-storming, hitting people with baseballs, and running up the score? Because we don't have laws about these things, or the people who make them.
We're gonna need some judges. Noted Internet jerks Jon Bois and Spencer Hall shall serve as these judges. In the comments, please ask a question about anything sports-related for which you desire a ruling. The ruling handed down shall be correct and absolute, and shall supersede all judicial rulings on a federal, state, or municipal level.
COURT IS IN SESSION. YOU MAY PROCEED.