Have you ever wanted to be a condiment? Well, you can't. You can, however,
and put yourself in a random drawing to win a prize package that includes, among other things:
- An Xbox One with Titanfall
- A 30-pound pail of mayonnaise
- A hot sauce gift basket
Go get that mayo, y'all. If I won that, I'd probably just use it as the world's worst ottoman or something.
I'll be revealing my "correct" bracket tomorrow. Until then, feel free to discuss condiments in the comments below. I'll be hanging around for a bit if y'all wanna yell at me.