Last we heard from Darko Milicic, the man drafted just ahead of Carmelo Anthony, Chris Bosh and Dwyane Wade in 2003, he was losing in his kickboxing debut. Now he's drinking beer shirtless and singing karaoke.
This is, admittedly, a step up from the whole kickboxing thing. If you've got people's faces tattooed on you, you kind of have to make them drink beer at some point.
(h/t @steventurous)