Bill Hanstock


Bill Hanstock is an editor and contributor for SB Nation. He has been a staff writer for Progressive Boink since 2006, where he co-hosts a weekly podcast. In his spare time, he is a scriptwriter, a graduate student and a great source of catty comments on Twitter.


Keyshawn sends out iPads as wedding invitations

Great, now everyone else's wedding is going to look like crap by comparison. Thanks a lot, Keyshawn.

'FIFA 15' even includes Luis Suarez bites

This looks like a game you can really sink your teeth into.

Looks like Jamie Foxx will play Tyson in a biopic

Sorry, I meant "Oscar-winning actor Jamie Foxx." Because Jamie Foxx has won an Oscar.

Behind the scenes of a 1986 NFL song about sex

This video is old. We don't care even a little. Watch it now.

'Sharknado 2' is the new midsummer classic


"Sharknado" movies should decide home-field advantage in the World Series.

Some of the worst baserunning, ever

What are you doing, Pirates? PIRATES, STAHP.

Aaron Williams shows off his fantastic dance moves

Bust a move? Hell, he'll bust 'em ALL.

13-year-old Romanian basketball player is 7'4

That might be too tall. I'm no expert.

Booker T inspires an Astros mascot Spinaroonie

He probably asked if he could throw the pitch FIVE TIMES FIVE TIMES FIVE TIMES FIVE TIMES FIVE TIMES. They said no.

Watch Emmanuel Sanders ride a mechanical bull

YEEEE-HAW! Wait, is it on?

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