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Bill Hanstock

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Bill Hanstock is an editor and contributor for SB Nation. He has been a staff writer for Progressive Boink since 2006, where he co-hosts a weekly podcast. In his spare time, he is a scriptwriter, a graduate student and a great source of catty comments on Twitter.

MOST RECENT POSTS

This 99-pack of beer should probably be illegal

This SEEMS like too many beers. Just a thought.

Alfred Morris is surfing on a shark

It's the only way to travel.

Cyclist falls face-first into muddy puddle

It's possibly mean to laugh at this. That doesn't make it any less funny.

The definitive pizza style rankings

259

When pizza's on the Internet, you can argue about pizza anytime.

Mack Brown is well-versed in Beyoncé

The former Longhorns coach's favorite Queen B song may surprise you.

Skateboarders use earthquake-made ramps

Gnarly aftershock, bro. Tremor to fakie.

Don't throw eggs at the Spurrier banner

That's a lot of banner to throw eggs at.

John Calipari comedy show features Sinbad, DiBiase

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Noted funnyman John Calipari is hosting a benefit comedy concert.

Open-wheel race car takes flight, crashes horrifically

How in the world did this driver walk away without a scratch?

Roy Halladay tells the Internet to grow up

Game, set, Doc.

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