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Bill Hanstock

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Bill Hanstock is an editor and contributor for SB Nation. He has been a staff writer for Progressive Boink since 2006, where he co-hosts a weekly podcast. In his spare time, he is a scriptwriter, a graduate student and a great source of catty comments on Twitter.

MOST RECENT POSTS

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Indianapolis Motor Speedway, also known as The Brickyard, really wants to get in on this new "selfie" fad.

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Crisis averted, glory attained.

Batman Bear fights invisible enemies in bathtub

GO GET 'EM, BATMAN BEAR.

Jay Cutler drives a conversion van now

Every time we think Jay Cutler can't get better, he tops himself.

This rock-climbing baby will one day rule us all

Go baby, it's your birth year.

Arby's runs afoul of the Washington NFL team

Robert Griffin III has fallen out of favor with personalized Arby's signs.

Christian Ponder names daughter after Bobby Bowden

He just beat us to it, is all.

AFL QB Erik Meyer has a 'cat tail' beard

Make your face look like the back of a cat. Strong look.

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