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Bill Hanstock

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Bill Hanstock is an editor and contributor for SB Nation. He has been a staff writer for Progressive Boink since 2006, where he co-hosts a weekly podcast. In his spare time, he is a scriptwriter, a graduate student and a great source of catty comments on Twitter.

MOST RECENT POSTS

When WWE visits Knoxville, Cena sings 'Rocky Top'

SOME OF Y'ALL LIKE "ROCKY TOP" AND SOME OF Y'ALL DON'T AND THAT'S A FACT, JACK.

Let the Ravens tell you how much they love Ray Rice

Note to future PR departments: This is not how you handle these situations.

The MLB most popular pitchers, by dollars and math

Not the 70s scientist/attorney buddy-cop show "Dollars and Math." The other things.

What a blockhead

MLB, pay attention. THIS is how you do a first pitch.

UK wrestler Grado has the best entrance in sports

Goldberg meets Madonna. Just like we always imagined.

2014 NFL players are already autographing babies

SIGN MY BABY! Wait, sign the other side. This side has Gerber on it.

NASCAR wants you to take a selfie at Indy

Indianapolis Motor Speedway, also known as The Brickyard, really wants to get in on this new "selfie" fad.

'American Ninja Warrior' contestant breaks course

Crisis averted, glory attained.

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