Bill Hanstock


Bill Hanstock is an editor and contributor for SB Nation. He has been a staff writer for Progressive Boink since 2006, where he co-hosts a weekly podcast. In his spare time, he is a scriptwriter, a graduate student and a great source of catty comments on Twitter.


People won't stop climbing things, terrifying you

Hope you're not afraid of heights!

Les Miles kisses a pig

The headline that launched a thousand "MY WIIIIIIFE" jokes.

Jeff Jarrett announces Global Force Wrestling

As has been rumored for months, TNA founder Jeff Jarrett is starting up a new wrestling promotion. SB Nation has the official announcement of the new company's name and logo.

What we learned from WrestleMania 30

It might have been the greatest night of wrestling in history. Now the dust has settled, what did we find out on Sunday night?

John Cena meets the Bray Wyatt spider walk

"I'll just go over here and GAH HOLY CRAP."

Kofi Kingston's feet never touch the floor

Even when it's not the Royal Rumble, Kofi Kingston manages to avoid elimination in new and exciting ways.

When Austin met Hogan (and the Rock)

It happened when Austin and Hogan were both retired, but it's still an unforgettable moment.

The Rock throws up the Miami 'U'

If UUUUUUUU smell what the Rock is cookin'.

Cesaro's WrestleMania-sized giant swing

It keeps going and going and going ...

How to watch WrestleMania 30

For the first time, the biggest wrestling event of the year is available on the WWE Network as well as on pay-per-view. Here's how you can watch it.

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