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Bill Hanstock

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Bill Hanstock is an editor and contributor for SB Nation. He has been a staff writer for Progressive Boink since 2006, where he co-hosts a weekly podcast. In his spare time, he is a scriptwriter, a graduate student and a great source of catty comments on Twitter.

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The WWE World Heavyweight Championship is on the line on Sunday. Here's how you can watch that Fatal 4-Way.

Why you should care about WWE Battleground

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There's a pay-per-view on Sunday and it looks like a good one on paper. We're here to get you ready to watch it.

Arrested man orders 5 pizzas to police station

Almost certainly a tribute to the University of Louisville football team, which plays in Papa John's Cardinal Stadium.

This picture of 1981 Tom Kite might be NSFW

You may want to open up an incognito browser to view this one.

Dwyane replaces LeBron with BASKETBALL DOLPHIN

Who needs King James? The dolphin will take it from here.

LeBron-inspired wedding photos are a terrible idea

Your kids aren't going to get the reference, for one.

Taiwan's tourism mascot could play for Tennessee

Why is this happening.

Joaquin Phoenix has a second face on his face

He's one of the greatest actors of his generation. Also, he has a forehead face.

And now, skydivers landing on Slip 'n Slides

What do you do when the thrill of skydiving has worn off? This, apparently.

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