Bill Hanstock


Bill Hanstock is an editor and contributor for SB Nation. He has been a staff writer for Progressive Boink since 2006, where he co-hosts a weekly podcast. In his spare time, he is a scriptwriter, a graduate student and a great source of catty comments on Twitter.


Finally, a jersey with a big chihuahua face on it

For the first time in sports journalism history, the phrase "Ay, chihuahua" is warranted.

Joel Embiid wants Kim K to slide into his DMs

Great moments in trying to be smooth.

100-pound gymnast owns 'American Ninja Warrior'

Her name is Kacy Catanzaro. Don't forget it.

Boeing jet airliner does amazing midair stunts

These plane stunts are impressive, but they needed better music. So we gave them some.

Skateboard Cop gets totally rad

Riding a skateboard while wearing a gun is serious multitasking.

Bo Dallas won the World Cup of trolling

Too bad BOlivia wasn't in the World Cup this year.

The best World Cup highlight montage (so far)

Oh hey, what's up, emotions? How you livin'?

These Duke helmet decal photos are terrifying

It appears Eli Roth is doing Duke's publicity photos for them now.

Drunk fan charges field to fight pitcher

Helpful fan etiquette tip: don't do this.

Merkel celebrates in Germany's dressing room

"Party like a Chancellor" shall now enter the lexicon.

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