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Bill Hanstock

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Bill Hanstock is an editor and contributor for SB Nation. He has been a staff writer for Progressive Boink since 2006, where he co-hosts a weekly podcast. In his spare time, he is a scriptwriter, a graduate student and a great source of catty comments on Twitter.

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Just some people enjoying the Hawks game

Just some fellas out enjoying the big game. Having some high fives.

Andrew McCutchen, pirates invade ESPN headquarters

Eat up (the bagels) me hearty, yo-ho!

DeMarcus Cousins has an R&B album (maybe)

It's April Fools' Day. Just thought that might be worth mentioning.

The best Munenori Kawasaki tribute video ever

It's set to a dance remix of "Hero" by Enrique Iglesias. It's ... perfect.

Beer league hockey even has super-drunk refs

Because it's a beer league. Drunkenness is mandatory, right?

Possibly the worst 'Jeopardy!' guess ever

"John Elway," he blurted. "Babe Ruth!"

Hockey player gets 2 minutes for drinkin'

NOBODY DRINKS WATER ON MY WATCH, JERKFACE.

KISS delivers a woman's football-baby

Certainly THIS will get people out to the AFL games. Right?

Baylor celebrates by messing up Craig Sager's hair

The Bears just demolished Creighton on Sunday. Then they defaced a national monument.

Rest easy, everyone ... the Raptor has returned

After sitting out the first 5 1/2 months of the season, everyone's favorite mascot made his long-awaited comeback.

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