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Bill Hanstock

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Bill Hanstock is an editor and contributor for SB Nation. He has been a staff writer for Progressive Boink since 2006, where he co-hosts a weekly podcast. In his spare time, he is a scriptwriter, a graduate student and a great source of catty comments on Twitter.

MOST RECENT POSTS

ESPN's U.S.-Germany intro will give you chills

JACK BAUER IS ON OUR SIDE.

Hulk Hogan supports USMNT, cuts promo on Germany

WELL YOU KNOW SOMETHING MEAN GENE: AMERICA.

Ecuador player gets bloody head, stays in game

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Just rub some dirt on it.

Celebrating Washington's awful cheerleading unis

Yes, this is going great.

The hardest moves in ballet, in slow motion

Get some culture in your life. In extreme slow-mo.

The World Cup is huge on social media

And when we say "biggest," we mean it's not even close.

Balotelli wants a kiss from the Queen of England

I think England fans would be happy to comply.

This is a Houston Texans grill shaped like a gun

They take grilling seriously in Houston. Deadly serious.

These World Cup condoms taste like Brazil

Haha, "cocktail."

Hugh Wizzy tries to storm the field, fails

Hugh Wizzy tried to give us a moment to remember. It didn't go as planned, but probably went as expected.

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