Bill Hanstock


Bill Hanstock is an editor and contributor for SB Nation. He has been a staff writer for Progressive Boink since 2006, where he co-hosts a weekly podcast. In his spare time, he is a scriptwriter, a graduate student and a great source of catty comments on Twitter.


Mike Tyson 'understands' Luis Suárez

It's nice to be understood.

Argentina midfielder Javier Mascherano: 'I tore my anus'

Argentina's midfielder made a spectacular save against the Netherlands. At the expense of his bottom.

Argentina fans cry, because they won

They're very passionate fans.

The Pope is at the World Cup

Yes, your Holiness: we all like soccer.

Everyone in Germany is having a party

It's better to be up 6-0 than down 0-6, apparently.

Every fan in Brazil is crying right now

Everyone's heart is broken forever.

A NED World Cup win means soccer players in space

Because every athlete dreams of being an astronaut.

Here is all of Prince Fielder's body

Drink it in, like a fine wine. Leave no inch undiscovered.

This guy's beard is a literal Nike swoosh

Those KD VIIs are cool. But not "swooshface" cool.

The best part of the 25-minute UGA Star Wars video

The SEC-themed Star Wars film you never knew you needed.

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