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Bill Hanstock

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Bill Hanstock is an editor and contributor for SB Nation. He has been a staff writer for Progressive Boink since 2006, where he co-hosts a weekly podcast. In his spare time, he is a scriptwriter, a graduate student and a great source of catty comments on Twitter.

MOST RECENT POSTS

Play musical chairs at a rodeo at your own risk

Wait for the payoff. It's worth it.

Kentucky DT Cory Johnson poops 'SO MUCH'

"It's hard to keep weight when you've got so much going out."

Woman uses Nike+ to draw miles-long penises

The best-ever use of running technology. Too bad it requires you to run.

Bare-chested Russian man shouts ducks into barn

How do you solve a problem like a herd of ducks? YELL.

Welcome to the world of competitive vaping

A planet where vapes evolved from men?!

Michigan man won't take credit for passed-out kid

Can't a Michigan man host a multi-thousand-person rave at his house anymore? Sheesh.

Meet the kid who should be hosting 'SportsCenter'

Apparently, this is the cutest thing you've seen in a while.

This Japanese sport looks like a crowd riot

It's called Bo-taoshi. But that's not really important.

There will be SEC football in space this season

"Space, huh? THEY BETTER HAVE FOOTBALL."

Neymar hangs out with Paris Hilton

One true pairing.

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