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TWIS rounds up the ragiest rage being said on the internet about college football weekly. This week: Al Borges vitriol poems, everyone thanks God they're not Auburn except the Auburn guy asking Jesus for a meteor, not sure if "Tressel For Wisconsin."

This week: RUN THE FRIGGIN BALL ALABAMA AND DON'T LOSE TO JOHNNY FOOTBALL, missing Bill Stewart, forcing Miami fans to go to Orlando botanical gardens, and the Job of college football.

This week: LSU fans get their wish, dislike wish. Spaziani goes full Picard.. More is expected from Maryland, for some reason. Someone is termed "butter teeth hand-clapper." Murder is wished on the Kiffins. And, of course, Hitler.

This week: all of the stars are deployed at Tom O'Brien, ostrich James Vandenberg, Oklahoma epiphany is aborted, guns are aimed at Oski's nether regions, and Hogville Zen becomes a real religion.

This edition features a WVU fan rewriting the entire Mike Valenti screed from the 2006 MSU-ND game into a WVU-appropriate format, and could probably stop there but keeps going.

TWIS rounds up the most ludicrous reactions to college football weekly. This edition features some idiot taking his girlfriend to the Red River Shootout, Virginia fans demanding hip-hop they've never heard of, and Gernans. Plus a spider!

Broken Seminoles! Don't underrate Duke! Texas fans sleeping on the couch! Clownshoes! Sleepless in East Hartford! Torches! Pitchforks! Kickball! Duke! SERIOUSLY. DUKE.

The internet plus college football equals disaster. This week: buckets of scotch at Virginia Tech, a giant Jim Leavitt head, the return of Squinky, some guy's wife grows a member, Stanford being vituperative, and John L ascending to nirvana.

FALSE HOPE IS WORSE THAN DEATH!

The most ludicrous things the internet said about college football this week.