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This Week In Schadenfreude: Bees hit bottom

The internet plus college football equals disaster. This week: buckets of scotch at Virginia Tech, a giant Jim Leavitt head, the return of Squinky, some guy's wife grows a member, Stanford being...

This week in schadenfreude: Goodbye, Iowa

FALSE HOPE IS WORSE THAN DEATH!

This Week In Schadenfreude: Colorado Makes It Respectable

The most ludicrous things the internet said about college football this week.

This Week In Schadenfreude: The Hog Containment Field Has Been Shut Off

Arkansas losing to ULM has set Slimer loose on the internet. A Kansas fan inadvertently references the crucifixion, thread devolves into armadillos speed discussion. Wisconsin is North Korea....

This Week In Schadenfreude: Michigan Throws Itself In The Wood Chipper

Fans react to the weekend's college football with the dignity typical of internet sports conversations. This means only one reference to Jerry Kill's seizures.

This Week In Schadenfreude: Ole Miss's Miraculous Upset (No, Not At Football)

Burn it all. Void your checks. Dump your emoticons. Hire the devil, or stop getting beat up by the devil. Stop being Clemson, stop playing your rivals, stop everything. The season's over. And we're...

This Week In Schadenfreude: Oklahoma State Jumps Off A Bridge

Dread octopus God Squinky's greatest masterpiece. The incoherent George O'Leary pining of Clemson fans. Bob Stoops as a dog. And Kansas fans are willing to hire anyone with a BMI in the obese range.

This Week In Schadenfreude: Houston Nutt's Open Source Playbook

This is how Ole Miss's world ends. Dooley needs to support the troops... in his pants! Illinois goes from 6-0 to 6-fire Ron Zook. It was suppose to be for A&M, but instead terrible thing are...

This Week In Schadenfreude: Bama Scott Tenorman, In The Flesh

'Bama gives us a literal Scott Tenorman. Super Tecmo Bowl is too complicated for certain coordinators. Denard Robinson is Juice Williams. And someone wrote down their thoughts about a Boston...

This Week In Schadenfreude: Midwest Collective Depression

Can someone find Dabo Swinney a less depressing shirt? Will teams in Texas manage to not talk about pooping? Has anyone ever been more like Cartman than Lane Kiffin? The answer to all these...

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