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This Week In Schadenfreude: Wisconsin Rejects Your So-Called 'Objective Reality'

Desperate Badger fans hurriedly look up parallax for maximum internet victory. The Old Man Card is played. West Virginia fans have itchy trigger fingers. And UCLA fans suddenly seem reasonable. Even those ones.

This Week In Schadenfreude: Wolverine Lizard Apocalypse

The alma mater takes it on the chin WHAT WAS THAT FOURTH AND ONE CALL FOR AAAARGH. Georgia Tech and Cal have a nerdfight, and Tommy Tuberville takes the lead in emoticons inspired.

This Week In Schadenfreude: Deep In The Id Of Texas

Texas would like to insert things in Mack Brown's diverse cavities. Everyone's coach is Ron Zook, except Ron Zook is 6-0. A Kansas fan has hope. A Florida fan has a Real Good Time. Da'Rick Rogers does not.

This Week In Schadenfreude: Buckeye Walrus Apocalypse

Jim Bollman: walrus or walrus sent from space to destroy Ohio State football? Boston College: desperately searching for Richard Gere. UConn: unfamiliar with this "foot-ball." Florida and Texas A&M fans: would rather talk about pooping, thanks.

This Week In Schadenfreude: Terps On Tilt

How much vomit can a Maryland fan's stomach hold? How many programs can Lane Kiffin ruin at once? Is Pete Boone a robot sent to destroy Ole Miss? What does "Shermshine pumping" consist of? All this and more in this week's TWIS!

This Week In Schadenfreude: Buckeyes Locate Bauserman

An Ohio State fan wants to use his kids' clean records to revenge himself on Like A Baus. BC fans issue words never before heard. Kansas fans openly pine for Mangino. Polkamatic, Folkamatic, two tight end jumbo set: break!

This Week In Schadenfreude: Notre Dame Is Dead (Again)

Notre Dame loses twice in 72 seconds, killing the institution. Paul Pasqualoni wants to sex you up; you are not having any of this. And it's My Coach Is A Coward week in the Big Ten. All this and a picture of a lumberjack!

This Week In Schadenfreude: Brian Kelly's Brain Explodes

Brian Kelly challenges Bo Pelini to a Yosemite-Sam-off. TCU ladies are going to shucking kill someone, and Miami fans still have football. Football! The enjoyment from horrible things happening to others! It's back!

Year-End College Football BlogPoll Rankings: Auburn On Top, Big East Nowhere To Be Found

The final college football rankings of the 2010 season have Auburn on top, of course, and zero Big East teams in the top 25.

College Football BlogPoll Rankings, Week 15: Placing Our Bet On Auburn

Auburn moves to No. 1 in our college football rankings after destroying South Carolina in the SEC title game. Oregon ends the regular season at No. 2.

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