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David Roth

Staff Writer

David Roth is a columnist for SBNation.com and a co-founder and editor of The Classical and a person from New Jersey who lives in New York; he is not the David Roth from Van Halen or magic. He grew up as a fan of the New York Mets and New Jersey Nets, but is comparatively well-adjusted, considering.

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'Wimpy Goat' may or may not be sports

At the very least, there's room for debate.

NBA
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Greg Ostertag's Twitter account is Internet magic

Meet Retired NBA Center Twitter, where Keith Closs is doing fine, Olden Polynice is retweeting Arsenio Hall and Greg Ostertag is eating Milk Duds and being a genius.

Jonathan Villar and the abyss

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How many at-bats can a major leaguer really go without a hit, anyway?

The world's most efficient car was built in a barn

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David Roth talks to Kevin Smith of Illuminati Motor Works, which built the world's most efficient car out of other cars.

1,283 special Pele hair-diamonds are now for sale

What? They're gems made from the carbon in Pele's hair. Why is everyone acting like this is weird?

Synth-playing otters are sports

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Again, kind of difficult to see where the disagreement would be on this one.

What the NBA looked like on the web in 1996

All your old favorites, from the Shane Heal Mailbag! to DinoRadja.jpg, are back. They are not better than ever, though. They actually look pretty goofy.

NFL
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What kind of person paints a topless Eli Manning?

His name is David Rappoccio, you are familiar with his work, and he apologizes for nothing.

Getting old with the San Antonio Spurs

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The San Antonio Spurs have always been for grown-ups. Are we ready to enjoy that? Here's an argument that we should be.

We've waited too long for NFL Ugly Sweaters

Plenty of NFL-licensed apparel is ugly. These sweaters are at least ugly on purpose.

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