Jason Kirk

It looks like the three-dimensional Nick Saban is being scolded by the two-dimensional Nick Saban. A one-dimensional Nick Saban would be the most powerful of all. Cannot happen? Just give him time.

Buster Rhymes was an All-America wide receiver under Barry Switzer at early-1980s Oklahoma, where he once fired an Uzi in response to a snowball fight, according to teammate Brian Bosworth (who has been accused of telling a tall tale or two). He played two years for the Vikings and two more in the CFL. There was later a famous rapper with the same name. The rapper has been arrested for things, but never for allegedly taking an Uzi to a snowball fight. HT Spilly.

Don't even know which question to start with here. Did Mack Brown recruit LL Cool J as a sucker MC? Which of these men spends more time on television duties per week, despite not being famous due to television? Will Mack Brown replace Brad Paisley on NO NO PLEASE NO. Which was the better 1987 thing: LL's Bigger & Deffer or Mack's Tulane team? LL Cool J's character in Any Given Sunday was kind of a jerk; would Mack Brown recruit LL Cool J even if LL Cool J were a jerk? Canibus was dressed up like a football player in the "4, 3, 2, 1" video; would Mack Brown recruit Canibus as a football player? Upon further review, Canibus appears to play for Boston College in this video.