Bois

Jon Bois

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You have never read a sportswriter more recently than Jon Bois. He is an associate editor at SB Nation, and lives in Brooklyn, New York.

MOST RECENT POSTS

Sports journalists, we are not special people

Sports journalists have feelings on Marshawn Lynch's refusal to open up, and Jon has feelings about those journalists. Here are those feelings, tuned to differing frequencies of hyperbole.

Mike McCarthy boils steak in his toaster oven

Mike McCarthy is the head coach of the Green Bay Packers. Here are 18 things about him.

Wanna be in the Breaking Madden Super Bowl?

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Make a donation to the charity of your choice, and you might make it into the season finale of Breaking Madden! We're going to kill football, and you will be to blame.

Breaking Madden: Never count out Touchdown Tom

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The Pats' offense: 11 identical clones of Tom Brady. The Colts' defense: 11 enormous superhumans who have never seen a football game. In this episode, Touchdown Tom is in for the fight of his life.

The 20 worst screw-ups of our time

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Did you make it into this week's episode of Breaking Madden? Goodness, I hope not. Here are the 20 intrepid people who are suiting up for the Colts. They have terrible, terrible stories to tell.

The quest for 18,356 rushing yards in one game

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The Dallas Cowboys must be destroyed, and Emmitt Smith's all-time rushing record must be broken. Clarence BEEFTANK, the hero of Breaking Madden, has 60 minutes to break it.

Breaking Madden Roster Cuts

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Did you make it into this week's episode of Breaking Madden? Goodness, I certainly hope not. Let's meet the 13 newest members of the Dallas Cowboys, and hear their stories of shame.

We made a Twitter and gave everyone the password

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Jon thought it would be nice to create a Twitter account that gave a voice to all sports fans. So he made one, and then he tweeted out the password. Everything fell into ruin.

Stuff Jon wrote in 2014

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More than 100 articles are published to the Internet each and every year! Jon Bois wrote a lot of those. Here are the 10 he is happiest with.

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