Bois

Jon Bois

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You have never read a sportswriter more recently than Jon Bois. He is an associate editor at SB Nation, he is an enthusiast of the Chiefs, Braves, and Royals, and he lives in Louisville, Kentucky.

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Jon and Ryan play Madden and ruin football forever

Sunday, the 6-8 Saints and 5-8 Falcons meet in a game that may decide the NFC South. Neither team deserves it. So Ryan Nanni and Jon Bois fired up Madden and tried to run these teams into the ground.

Johnny Manziel versus the arrow of time

We have seen Johnny Manziel extend plays for several seconds. In this episode of Breaking Madden, we ask him to do so for an eternity.

A waste of your time

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Did you make it into this week's Breaking Madden? Goodness, I certainly hope not. Let's meet the 19 newest members of the Cleveland Browns and Carolina Panthers.

The quest for a 4-12 playoff team

The NFC South is horrible. It could be worse, and it will be worse. Let's blow it to Hell.

Breaking Madden roster cuts

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Did you make it into this week's episode? Goodness, I hope not. We're going to destroy the NFC South, and we have enlisted the help of a dozen Southern-inclined individuals to help us do it.

A eulogy for RadioShack

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This may very well be RadioShack's final holiday season. Jon, a former employee, looks back on a strange, craven, five thousand-fingered strip-mall monster from a forgotten age.

Breaking Madden: Internet coaches Matt Stafford

This week in Breaking Madden, we're playing as the Detroit Lions offense. Well, you are, actually. Y'all told me which buttons to push, and when to push them. This is all your fault.

Yellin' at Maya Angelou

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Did you tell a story awkward enough to land yourself a roster spot in this week's Breaking Madden? Well goodness, I certainly hope not. Here are the 19 Twitter players who find themselves in Week...

Charting Melvin Gordon's record-breaking day

Saturday, Wisconsin running back Melvin Gordon ran for nearly a quarter-mile and busted the record for most rushing yards in NCAA FBS history. It was bonkers. To the charts!

3,000 players, one controller, absolute chaos

It's not fair that Jon gets to play Breaking Madden all by himself. So this time, he invited thousands of you to push the buttons for him. This is going to be so stupid.

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