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Rodger Sherman

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MOST RECENT POSTS

Johnny Manziel is Roger Staubach's roommate

If you put Johnny Manziel dancing to TURN DOWN FOR WHAT in a commercial, we will put it on our website.

Sandstorm, "Space Odyssey" welcome CFB back

South Carolina played host to the first big game of the college football season, and their introduction was awesome as ever. So glad to have you back, college football.

Josh Shaw lie is USC's fault, too

Both USC and college football media outlets never thought twice to look into a player's dramatic story about how he hurt his ankles. He's the one who suffers for their mistake.

Hanley Ramirez meets a crying baby

One happy baseball player and one infinitely sad baby.

Red Sox chant HEPATITIS C YOU LATER! after homer

This is a cutting, clever joke about Hepatitis C, one of the funniest, deadliest viruses on the planet.

Aggies, Gamecocks yellin at midnight in public

Texas A&M fans and South Carolina fans gathered to yell at each other outside South Carolina's state capitol. College football is back, y'all.

The first FBS game of 2014 was great, terrible

The first game of the college football season was an error-filled ending between two sub-par football teams. It was spectacular. Never leave us, college football.

Let's talk about cups

PSA: Nutshots hurt.

Les Miles trolls incredibly on QB questions

He's probably joking about his new trick play, but we sincerely hope he's not.

All 128 teams will be better this year!

Please ignore what we also say about 127 other teams being better, because yours is the one that matters.

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