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Ryan Rosenblatt

North American Soccer Editor

When not posting about adoracute animals posing with soccer balls, or flying about the country taking in USMNT matches, Ryan Rosenblatt deigns to cover MLS matches for SB Nation Soccer. The lollipop of Soccer, Rosenblatt's got a flavor that will appease anyone: coverage of the US national team? You got it. Stepping in to write about the Eredivisie? I bet you can't even spell the Dutch League correctly. Rosey is also silly enough to be a fan of the Los Angeles Dodgers, but that shouldn't make you take his soccer writing any less seriously.

MOST RECENT POSTS

Man United seal huge loan deal for Falcao

Radamel Falcao has joined Manchester United for the year in the biggest move of deadline day.

Hull snatch Ben Arfa on loan from Newcastle

Hatem Ben Arfa has been thrown a lifeline and Hull will be happy to have him.

QPR sign Kranjcar again

The Harry Redknapp and Niko Kranjcar love affair continues.

Arsenal, United get extension on Welbeck deal

Danny Welbeck should be an Arsenal player eventually.

QPR get Sandro from Spurs

Sandro will be reunited with Harry Redknapp.

Villa give up on Cleverley, but Everton interested

One Premier League club out, one Premier League club in.

Fan puts dildo in Sky reporter's ear on live TV

He was just talking about transfers on live TV, then he had a dildo in his ear.

Cleverley deal to Villa held up by wage demands

Aston Villa's deal could be in jeopardy.

Man United sign Blind

Louis van Gaal has the Dutchman he wanted.

Spurs sign Stambouli from Montpellier

Mauricio Pochettino has been asking for a defensive midfielder and Spurs have gone out to get him one.

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