Ryan Rosenblatt

North American Soccer Editor

When not posting about adoracute animals posing with soccer balls, or flying about the country taking in USMNT matches, Ryan Rosenblatt deigns to cover MLS matches for SB Nation Soccer. The lollipop of Soccer, Rosenblatt's got a flavor that will appease anyone: coverage of the US national team? You got it. Stepping in to write about the Eredivisie? I bet you can't even spell the Dutch League correctly. Rosey is also silly enough to be a fan of the Los Angeles Dodgers, but that shouldn't make you take his soccer writing any less seriously.


Hahnemann rides in a Blue Angel, blacks out

It's all fun and games until someone blacks out.

Özil teaches USA Basketball how to win a World Cup

If the U.S. doesn't win the FIBA World Cup it's all Mesut Özil's fault.

Shirtless Ronaldo wants to tell you about his abs

Ronaldo is shirtless on the cover of a magazine and he wants to tell you how you can have abs like his.

Earthquakes sign Matias Perez Garcia as DP

The Quakes are shelling out some cash now, and that means a second Designated Player.

A crazy 20-yard, outside of the boot curling goal


Leicester should be exempt from relegation just because of this goal.

FL Fart receives financial windfall from dead guy

A Norwegian man died, and left all his possessions to FL Fart.

Neymar in a kimono, experimenting with hat angles

Neymar is in Japan! And wearing ... stuff.

Keita throws water bottle at Pepe as row continues


Seydou Keita threw a water bottle at Pepe, who he says spit at him.

Soccer at Yankee Stadium doesn't look so hot

The camera angle, background, grass and width are all problems.

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