Ryan Rosenblatt

North American Soccer Editor

When not posting about adoracute animals posing with soccer balls, or flying about the country taking in USMNT matches, Ryan Rosenblatt deigns to cover MLS matches for SB Nation Soccer. The lollipop of Soccer, Rosenblatt's got a flavor that will appease anyone: coverage of the US national team? You got it. Stepping in to write about the Eredivisie? I bet you can't even spell the Dutch League correctly. Rosey is also silly enough to be a fan of the Los Angeles Dodgers, but that shouldn't make you take his soccer writing any less seriously.


Cesc Fabregas does the Macarena for Chelsea initia

Cesc Fabregas had to pick a dance for his Chelsea initiation. He picked the Macarena.

The Union are unclear on how goalkeepers work

Philadelphia have grand, if non-sensical, goalkeeper plans.

Premier League to use vanishing spray


If vanishing spray is good enough for the World Cup, it's good enough for the Premier League.

Everyone invaded the pitch at Real Madrid-Roma

Tens of thousands of fans paid a lot of money to watch Real Madrid and Roma. As a bonus, they got dozens of pitch invaders.

Apparently Manchester United play at Old Traddord

Ryan Gergs was an Old Traddord legend.

Sturridge performs Drake's 'Too Much'

Daniel Sturridge likes Drake. A LOT.

Jimenez wants Porto move, & not to upset Televisa


Nothing is ever simple in Mexican football. Not even a player's desire on a move.

Puyol and his wife are doing crazy hotel room yoga

Carles Puyol is retired now and all retired people do crazy tandem yoga.

Sabella steps down as Argentina manager


Alejandro Sabella set Argentina on the right course, and now he will hand the team off to someone new.

Liverpool sign Origi, loan him to Lille


Divock Origi will join Liverpool after one more season at Lille.

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