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Ryan Rosenblatt

North American Soccer Editor

When not posting about adoracute animals posing with soccer balls, or flying about the country taking in USMNT matches, Ryan Rosenblatt deigns to cover MLS matches for SB Nation Soccer. The lollipop of Soccer, Rosenblatt's got a flavor that will appease anyone: coverage of the US national team? You got it. Stepping in to write about the Eredivisie? I bet you can't even spell the Dutch League correctly. Rosey is also silly enough to be a fan of the Los Angeles Dodgers, but that shouldn't make you take his soccer writing any less seriously.

MOST RECENT POSTS

Costa Rica denied clear penalty

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Handball? Yes. Penalty? No, because the ref missed it.

American fans' anxious terror of winning by losing

When the early games ended on Thursday, the United States were through to the knockout rounds. But escaping the Group of Death very nearly killed the fans in attendance at the Arena Pernambuco.

Suárez and Balotelli in their opponents' eyes

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It's nice to have someone to hate.

Uruguay fans are heroes

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The wave needs to go away, and the Uruguay fans were doing their best to facilitate that during their match against Italy.

Everybody loves Pirlo

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It didn't matter whether they were in Uruguay shirts or Azzurri blue -- everyone was at the Arena das Dunas on Tuesday was in awe of Andrea Pirlo

Uruguay fans might be the world's most passionate

While the Americans party, the Aussies drink, the Japanese smile and the Ghanians dance, the Uruguayans care about one thing -- the match.

Traveling around Brazil is harder than it sounds

Natal to Manaus to Natal was supposed to take 24 hours. It didn't.

Everyone left unhappy after USA-Portugal

Portugal needed a win. The United States deserved one. So nobody was happy after the two sides played out a thrilling 2-2 draw in the heart of the Amazon rainforest.

We found the drunk French guy again!

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When last we saw Drunk French Fan, he was dripping wet and had lost his glasses after walking into the ocean. He was drier but distinctly worse for the wear the next morning.

A France fan takes a drunken swim

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Things to do when you've celebrated so hard you can't walk straight: journey out into the Atlantic Ocean.

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