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Spencer Hall

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Spencer Hall is the editor of EDSBS.com and a contributor to SBNation.com. He focuses on college football and participatory pieces involving trying new sports. He does not excel in the latter and is trying really hard in the former. He lives in Atlanta, Georgia with a big dog and a gun.

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Good morning, here's Marcos Valle looking awesome

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"Estrelar" by Marcos Valle, a piece of early 80s Brazilian disco-funk set to what appears to be Marcos driving an awesome car to his living room. His living room is the beach, where he watches movies with ladies in bikinis and enjoys tropical drinks. You say that you can't really make the living room your beach? You are clearly not Brazilian, and never will be. (HT: DJ Meeks)

World Cup watchability: USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!...

World Cup watchability: Blowouts ahoy, probably

Mostly you should be watching to see if France implode. And if they don't against Honduras, fear not: there will be other games.

Pirlo's beard is watchable, Greece is not

There are four group-stage games today, and fortunately for those of us who enjoy soccer only one of them involves Greece.

Watchability: Kung-fu kicks and kangaroos

Seriously, Tim Cahill is a damn kangaroo.

Watchability: Brazil vs. Croatia

There's only one game on Thursday, and it's a good one.

Barkley Marathon documentary is predictably insane

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Just stay awake for 60 hours and run 100 miles through absolutely impossible terrain, and you've got it

For the person with zero going on in their life

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Zerolife

At last, the beverage for the person who doesn't want to leave a single percentage point unused, but wants that perfect ZERO LIFE. (Via Paul.)

John Oliver describes every sports fan everywhere

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FIFA makes it easy, but John Oliver might be talking about your sport, too

Who to root for in the World Cup, in one chart

This one flowchart will help you decide where your World Cup rooting interests lie, and which team is you personified.

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