If there's one thing Texas Longhorn co-eds can do well, it is provide shock and awe in a convenient-to-look-at package. While there is an aura and kindness to topless fat guys swinging on goal posts and dudes dressed like scarecrows or pom-pom Grimaces, nothing tops the look of a pristine football lovin' gal reacting the way God intended -- with curse words and/or hand movements.
So anonymous respectable college student, how do you feel about the Texas-Oklahoma game today?
Yeah, you're telling me. At least you're not an Iowa fan.
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