Oregon's mascot is tasked with laundry duty ahead of the Ducks' big game against USC, but the best-ever computer game about dysentery gets in the way. Then things get weirder!
The lesson to be learned from Oregon's epic (we can say "epic") hype video for Saturday's USC game: don't stay up too late playing '80s computer games, because you'll end up being just as super awesome as ever in the end. That doesn't seem like a very effective life lesson, but "Puddles," aka the Duck, has learned it anyway.
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