As one associate just noted, "He's almost eye-level with a normal-sized person."
Alabama currently leads 1-9 Western Carolina, 42-0, at the half. Alabama's defense is outscoring the Catamounts, 7-0. AJ McCarron has set the all-time Alabama season passing touchdowns record. The Tide are looking more impressive against their SoCon opponent than South Carolina or Georgia are against theirs.
Makes me hoppin' mad too!
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