Shutdown Fullback laughs at your top five (and the Big Ten)!

The world's only college football show presents the obvious arguments against every top-five team and is really happy about this Maryland-to-the Big Ten thing.

There's an obvious case to be made against each of this year's potential national championship teams, and we're happy to make it.

We oughta just let the Jags in if Notre Dame's the best we can do.

For cryin' out loud.

Maybe even a Big Ten team, if the Jags don't wanna.

Oh, also the Big Ten is adding Maryland and probably Rutgers, so let's have a chuckle about that too!

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